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Slappy’s tattoo

2 Mar

Slappy Slappy Slappy. Do I ever have anything else to talk about? Well, the reality is: no. No I don’t. I am one of those. One of those people who starts every story/conversation with “Yeah, me and my boyfriend…” I am terrible.

Anyway, my main man Slappz got a new tattoo. He got the Alkaline Trio logo on his arm. See:

Someone at work asked him if it was a picture of me when I’m dead. A picture of me when I’m dead. What on earth!

Imagine it was a picture of me when I’m dead! That would be the most fucked up thing in the world ever! What the hell was going through that person’s mind when they asked that ridiculous question! Slappy can’t remember who asked him it, but if it was you- you are crazy. A picture of me when I’m dead. Jeez. And they said  I was crazy


<3 J part 2

11 Jan

Happy Birthday J babe!

(On left forearm, just below the elbow. It HURT!!)

<3 J

5 Jan

Monday 10th January 2011 should’ve been my nephew’s 18th, but as you know, he passed away in March. To commerate this day, I’ve decided to get a tattoo on my inner forearm. A very small one, so not to totez ruin my BNTM chances. I’ve decided on a small heart with the letter J in it.

How cute! The letter J runs through my family, and a lot of important people’s name begins with a J. There’s my nephew, 2 of my nieces, my ma, my sister, ME!! and my best pal 4evz. So the letter J has a lot of meaning to me, and this tattoo will be an important one.

BUT!! Just my luck. What does Slappy McSlapperson’s name begin with? J. So everyone is gonna see me with a J in a heart and assume its for him. Everyone is just going to think that I am some crazy ass bunny boiler, who’s gotten too attached to oquickly. (Well, I am, but not to this extent).

So just so everyone knows- the tattoo is for my nephew, not for my lover!!! I might have to get that tattooed belowed it, just so everyone is fully aware.

❤ J is for nephew. ❤ J is NOT for Slappy!!

Ke$ha Tattoo

29 Dec

Forget what I told you in that post. I’m getting a Ke$ha tattoo.

Just a small one. But yep. It’s getting done.

Just need to decide what. A K? A $? KE$HA?



29 Dec

In case you haven’t realised, I am quite an obsessive person. I get crazy obsessed about food, songs, men, tv shows etc etc. For two weeks, all I ate was lorne sausage, bacon, black pudding, fried eggs, toast, mushrooms, creamed tomatoes and spaghetti hoops. I’ve not touched it since, couldn’t stomach it.

I’m the type of person who will listen to the same song over and over and over for a week, and then not listen to it for months. I get totally into that one song, and think its the most amaing thing ever. And then what do I think? “I should get those lyrics tattooed on me”

I’m an impulsive person. If I have the money to buy something, I’ll buy it. If I have the money for a tattoo, chances are I’m gonna get it. I mean, have you seen my tattoos?! “Votre Mere” (your mother) on my foot?! Aye, alright. Megalolz.

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Turn off the lights, and I’ll glow

22 Nov

Here it is, in all it’s glory: my UV tattoo. It’s much brighter in real life, but you get the general idea.

Vanilla Ice vs 8 Mile

12 Oct

If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you will know that I am a massive 8 Mile fan. The final three rap battles are the most intense, mind blowing, passionate thing I’ve ever heard. Or are they?

I’ve been having a wee debate in my head, and I’ve not been able to reach a conclusion. Do the final 3 battles have more passion and exhiliriation than the legendary “Ice, Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice? I’m not sure.

I’m listening to Vanilla Ice at the moment, and man ALIVE. Words cannot express the pure ecstacy that runs through my veins everytime I hear this song. Just..ooft! 8 Mile takes you through a story, leads you up to this big crescendo, pumping your adrenaline more and more with every line, and then hitting you with the big fuck off moment, where everything just erupts into a big massive explosion of emotion and excellence.
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