Tag Archives: songs

Make me a TV star!

29 Nov

You know those wee TalkTalk i-dents that are on in The X-Factor? The ones of fannies dancing around to some shite songs, with hunnerz o crap UV effects? Aye, well me and Popsickle just made one. I’m not gonna lie, it is amazing.

Gonna do me a favour, and vote for us to be on TV?! If we make it on the tele, I’ll do an Oprah and buy you all a present.


Thanks!! 😀



12 Nov

To the tune of “Stan” by Eminem

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray,
put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad,
it’s not so bad..

Dear V, I tweet you but still ain’t got a reply
Probs too busy to check them, must be the reason why
I sent two tweets back in autumn, you must not-a got ’em
You were probably filming your tv show or something
Sometimes I spell things wrong when I type ’em
but anyways; fuck it, what’s been up man? How’re things shaking?
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7 Nov

Sang to the tune of “Monster” by The Automatic

Had sex last night with HunkyArms
With HunkyArms, With HunkyArms
Thought to myself “what’s the harm?”
What’s the harm, what’s the harm?!

Woke up with a sore tummy
Sore tummy, Sore tummy
Maybe its just a hangover
Feel crummy, feel crummy
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Full of lies

4 Nov

This has been bugging the crap out of me recently. I mean, REALLY bugging me. Everytime I think about it, I go into a wee rage for about 5 minutes. Probably on par with someone using my cubicle.

The song “It’s Tricky” by Run DMC is complete lies. It’s tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that’s right on time, It’s Tricky. It’s not. It really isn’t, and it especially isn’t tricky to rock “It’s Tricky” right on time. It’s a fucking walk in the park! Sure, some raps may be slightly trickier to rock right on time. Take “Informer” by Snow for instance. That mothafuka raps insanely quick. The song lasts 4 minutes and 27 seconds, and he basically recites the whole of Lord of The Rings Trilogy in that time. Insanely quick.

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Turn My Shag On

20 Oct

I apologise in advance to my parents for the profaniy in this song. What can I say, I love a good parody.

Sang to the tune of “Turn My Swag On” By Souja Boy Tell’em

Judy Frary, tell em

Hopped into the bed
Turned my shag on
Took a look at my lover, said
Wake up, wake up, wake up
I’m well horny
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Vanilla Ice vs 8 Mile

12 Oct

If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you will know that I am a massive 8 Mile fan. The final three rap battles are the most intense, mind blowing, passionate thing I’ve ever heard. Or are they?

I’ve been having a wee debate in my head, and I’ve not been able to reach a conclusion. Do the final 3 battles have more passion and exhiliriation than the legendary “Ice, Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice? I’m not sure.

I’m listening to Vanilla Ice at the moment, and man ALIVE. Words cannot express the pure ecstacy that runs through my veins everytime I hear this song. Just..ooft! 8 Mile takes you through a story, leads you up to this big crescendo, pumping your adrenaline more and more with every line, and then hitting you with the big fuck off moment, where everything just erupts into a big massive explosion of emotion and excellence.
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