Tag Archives: snogging

How many men will I bang in 2011?

27 Dec

365.

 

Lol jk. (is that better Bagarella? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!)

So how is my love life going? Very well pal, very well indeed!! Despite all those drunken ramblings I sent him, Slappy is still sticking around. Hallejuah! I must be doing something right. Being cool, that’s what.

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Slappy McSlapperson

13 Dec

Yep, new man. Slappy McSlapperson. He is an actual BABE. (Here, parents, gonna no read this? Gonna get a bit graphic, so eh… don’t read on!)

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Judy’s Quest For A Man

17 Nov

Having said that, Judy’s Quest For A Man is getting quite interesting and exciting. It’s really all just about Mr Brewhaha at the moment. Went round to his last night, so that’s the third time I’ve seen him in three weeks. We’re basically married.

I was just lying in his bed (nakey, of course) and just had to have a wee chuckle. Just the whole situation in how it all developed is quite surreal. I think it should be made into a movie.

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Kiss More Frogs

9 Nov

Disaster! HunkyArms called things off last night. He doesn’t want to get involved with anyone from work. He told me this when we first got it on, so its nothing new. Oh well. HunkyArms, you are Hunky. We’ll stay pals probs and who knows what might happen in the future?! But for the moment, thats the end of HunkyArms and Judy.

This is why I try to keep my options open, and kiss a few frogs at the same time. Imagine I rested all my hoped on HunkyArms and then he just cancelled on me! Rage! I don’t think anything more will happen with Barony. Probs just the old snog here and there, but I know it wont develop into a relationship anytime soon. So that leaves me resting everything on Mr Brewhaha. I don’t wanna be in that situation just yet, so looks like its time to go out and kiss more frogs.

Men of Glasgow, beware!

The Apprentice Drinking Game

4 Nov

There is no chance on earth that I am pregnant after last night. Myself and my very good friend Mr Night Out decided to play The Apprentice Drinking Game last night. In the space of an hour, we each drank a bottle of wine, a double vodka lemonade and the best part of a beer. Needless to say, by the time Lord Sugar uttered those famous words “You’re Fired” we were annihilated. Oh dear.

Mr Night Out went as passed out for a bit, so Barony ended up coming over for a wee snog. I can vaugely remember him being there, the wee scamp. He left, and then I passed out. Passing out FTW.

Urgh.

Well that was unexpected

1 Nov

I just went to the toilet. As I was wiping, a condom fell out my vagina.

It’d been stuck up there for roughly 12 hours. That might explain my sore stomach.

Looks like it’s the morning after pill before work tomorrow. FML.

What a long weekend

18 Oct

Aye, so sorry for lack of blog over the weekend, but I basically had no time to eat, let alone blog away!!

This weekend consisted of reunions, beer and work. There is a guy at work who I’m in love him, so aye, add HunkyArms to the list. Honestly, his arms are just hunky as! Obviously not in Rugby’s league, but Mmmm!! HUNKY!!

Was working about 2 meters away from HunkyArms on Saturday night. Let me tell you something, trying to make 15 Jaegerbombs whilst those muscular, manly arms are brushing past you, glistening in the romantic Polar Bar lights is no easy feat. Obvz, I managed (I’m good at my job), but ooft! Had to go sit in the cellar and cool myself off.

HunkyArms, I love you. Next staff night out- you’re gonna get it.