Tag Archives: slappy

The Lonely Weekend

13 Mar

So, the first Slappy Free weekend this year. How did I cope?! Oh, alright. Been a bit lonely, no one to hug, no one to smooch. But hey, when you’re dating a rockstar, you gotta get used to them going on tour.
Actually, that’s a lie. I’ve had wee Keisha to keep me company. Wee Keisha has been there for me to snuggle.

You remember Keisha right? Here’s a picture of us to jog your memory:
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Lonely this weekend

10 Mar

To the tune of “Lonely This Christmas” by Mud

Try to imagine
A bed that’s really cold
Try to imagine
Lying in it all alone
That’s where I’ll be
Since you left me
No snuggles, no one to hold
What can I do without you?
I got no one, no one to bone

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Lent

9 Mar

Cast you minds back to December 27th. I uploaded a post entitled “How many men will I bang in 2011?” where I said the following:

“You know what I’m like, falling for s0me0ne the moment I see them. Planning our wedding, what clothes our kids will wear etc etc. But for once, I’ve not been doing this! I’ve not been all crazy LET’S STAY TOGETHER FOREVER with Slappy. Check me out, growing up and that!! I’m just not getting carried away. Taking it one day at a time, and just going with da flow.”

Aye, that’s all gone out the window. I have truly exceeded myself. I have made a schedule for our lives together which goes something like this:

Sept 2011: move in together
Sep 2012: Engagement
June 2014: Wedding
2017/2018: The conception and arrival of Magnus
2018-2023: The conception and arrival of Logan, Kane, Bruce, Lola and possibly Maisie

(Don’t worry Shetterz, the liklihood of us actually moving in together in September is slim to none)

So aye, done my nut! Even wrote it in pen in my diary. Pen. I mean, we’ve only officially been together for 2 months today, so I’m getting a bit ahead of myself.

So as my gift to Slappz,  I am giving up being a crazy bint for lent. Until Easter Sunday, I will no longer talk to him about us getting married, moving in together, having hunnerz o babies etc etc.

I will last until tomorrow.

Seriously, you are pathetic!

6 Mar

I decided I miss him too much already, and have changed my profile picture to one of us together.

What’s even sadder, is that it’s the same profile picture he has. So not only do I have one of us together, but the McSlappersons have MATHCING profile pictures.

Right, seriously love. Get a life.

Seven Day Plan

6 Mar

So since that boyfriend of mine is leaving me high and dry, I need a plan of what to do, to fill the void, the gaping hole in my life during his seven day abscence.

The plan is: GET A LIFE!!

I mean seriously, how pathetic am I!! It’s only seven days!!! And I’m working for 6 of them!! So like, I wont have time to miss him, I’ll be too busy working and sleeping. Jeezo Judy, don’t become that person. Just because Slappybabes is away, doesn’t mean your life has to stop. Sure, Slappy is your world, but you know, you can have a life outside of him. Go out for a walk! Smell the roses! See your pals! GET A LIFE!

Jeezo Judy. You are pathetic.

Slappy is leaving me

6 Mar

That’s right. You read that correctly. Slappy has decided to pack up his bags and is leaving me. On our Two Monthaversary, he is ditching me. For one whole week. 😦 He is off on tour with his band in Slovakia and Czech Republic, and is leaving me to my own devices. For one whole week. Seven days. Seven long days I am going to go without seeing my beautiful boyfriend.

What on earth am I going to do?! I know,  I know. Seven days isn’t really a long time. But when you see someone every day, and share a bed with them 4 days of the week, seven days is a long time.

Seven days!!! I am going to go insane!! Shetterz- be on hand with multiple packs of tissues, cos I am going to be a sad little puppy for a while.

Slappy’s tattoo

2 Mar

Slappy Slappy Slappy. Do I ever have anything else to talk about? Well, the reality is: no. No I don’t. I am one of those. One of those people who starts every story/conversation with “Yeah, me and my boyfriend…” I am terrible.

Anyway, my main man Slappz got a new tattoo. He got the Alkaline Trio logo on his arm. See:

Someone at work asked him if it was a picture of me when I’m dead. A picture of me when I’m dead. What on earth!

Imagine it was a picture of me when I’m dead! That would be the most fucked up thing in the world ever! What the hell was going through that person’s mind when they asked that ridiculous question! Slappy can’t remember who asked him it, but if it was you- you are crazy. A picture of me when I’m dead. Jeez. And they said  I was crazy