Tag Archives: rap

NOW will you tweet me back Vanilla?!

7 Dec

Look at all the fucking effort I’ve put in!! SEND US A TWEET!!


Lyrics can be found here.



12 Nov

To the tune of “Stan” by Eminem

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be gray,
put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad,
it’s not so bad..

Dear V, I tweet you but still ain’t got a reply
Probs too busy to check them, must be the reason why
I sent two tweets back in autumn, you must not-a got ’em
You were probably filming your tv show or something
Sometimes I spell things wrong when I type ’em
but anyways; fuck it, what’s been up man? How’re things shaking?
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Vanilla Ice vs 8 Mile

12 Oct

If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you will know that I am a massive 8 Mile fan. The final three rap battles are the most intense, mind blowing, passionate thing I’ve ever heard. Or are they?

I’ve been having a wee debate in my head, and I’ve not been able to reach a conclusion. Do the final 3 battles have more passion and exhiliriation than the legendary “Ice, Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice? I’m not sure.

I’m listening to Vanilla Ice at the moment, and man ALIVE. Words cannot express the pure ecstacy that runs through my veins everytime I hear this song. Just..ooft! 8 Mile takes you through a story, leads you up to this big crescendo, pumping your adrenaline more and more with every line, and then hitting you with the big fuck off moment, where everything just erupts into a big massive explosion of emotion and excellence.
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Looking like a cyclone hit you

8 Oct

Tank top screaming…

I’m well gonna buy that.

Incase you don’t know, this is another 8 Mile reference. I actually love 8 Mile more than I love drunk texting and being a disaster. The last battle with Poppa Doc is actually amazing. I was listening to it on my way to work (I made it in, high five) on a continual loop. Doesn’t get old.

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More 8 Mile

17 Sep

Man, I wish I could rap like that. Just spit some rap shit out all the time. Think how cool I’d be.

“Yeah well I’m rubber, and you’re glue- bounces off me and sticks to you. Bitch Whaaaaaaaat!!”

Fucking hell, I’d be cool as.

8 Mile

14 Sep

I have been listening to the final 3 rap battles from 8 Mile on a continuous loop today at work. I must be on number 20 or something. It doesn’t get old.

Every time B-Rabbit’s anhiliation of Poppa Doc comes on, especially the acapella part, it’s  pure ecstacy. My GOD! I actually LOVE today!!

Lookie, how can six dicks be pussys?

Fucking hell Rabbit, these lyrics are actually AMAZING!!