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“Nice girl, nice face- not a model”

9 Feb

Those were the words uttered to me by the Britain’s Next Top Model judges. They told me there was no way I’d ever be a model. I don’t have what it takes.

Well, in the three weeks since that embarrassing audition, I have had 2 photoshoots, and have another one today. I’ve got another three lined up in the next week. So, BNTM, it appears I AM a model. Go fuck yourself!

The last shoot I did is for an exhibition in the 13th Note. Pictures of my beautiful vagina and nipples are going to be on the wall of the Note for two weeks. So whilst people are in, enjoying their vegan burgers, they get to admire me posing away in the scud. Lucky them!! Not only that, but I think you’ll be able to buy prints. Imagine that, some random vegetarians with my vag on their wall. Jeez!!

So, “nice girl, nice face, not a model”. Ha! Whatever!

Here are some photos I did with the lovely William Dickson the other week or so. I’m a great model! PICTURES CONTAIN SOME NUDITY!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK/PERVERTS/PARENTS!

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Britain’s Next Top Model??

26 Nov

Today, myself and Suspenders are auditioning for the next series of Britain’s Next Top Model. I am excited/petrified.

For the past 3 years I have been modelling on and off, mainly to help out my pal Squeezy, who is an excellent make-up artist, or a few of my pals who are photographers and need to build up their portfolio. I’ve had a bit of tempermental relationship with modelling, sometimes I pure love it, sometimes I can’t be fucked with it in the slightest. I’ve always dreamed of being a supermodel though, so I guess BNTM is the place to give it a bash! I’ve got nothing to lose, and I’m used to being rejected ALL THE FUCKING TIME, so even if they say no I wont be too heart broken.

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