I am ill

Man alive, I feel horrendous! Out of nowhere, a full on cold erupted into my system yesterday lunch time. I am blaming Mr Brewhaha and his loveliness. Urgh!! I am so ill!

Last night behind the bar, I could barely move let alone shake my money maker to my boy Flo Rida. Today I am too ill to go into the office, so I am camped up in the living room, wrapped up in my duvet, big mug of lemsip, bowl of spaghetti bolognase, a roll of toilet paper to blow my nose and feeling extremely sorry for myself. I think its time to start wearing clothes and wrapping up warm. Boohoohoo!!

Here’s an ill survey, maybe this’ll cheer me up.

EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:

8. Have you ever dated someone twice?
Nah, when you’re an ex, you’re an ex till the end

7. Have you ever been cheated on?
Oh probably, who cares!

6. Have you ever bought condoms?
Yes! Better to be safe than sorry yo