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My boy’s got skills

10 Jan


You’d think he was a professional!!


The day has finally arrived!!

9 Jan

Yes, that’s right!! Tonight, my beautiful, beautiful boyfriend Vanilla Ice makes his debut on the fabulous “Dancing On Ice”. I am fucking ECSTATIC!!

I cannot wait to see the love of my life swanning around, shaking his money maker. I bet he is so graceful. I bet he wears the sexiest outfit of all time. And I bet he does it all for me.

I have £10 on a random sim card in my room, and I am going to spend all of it voting for my hunky lover. If you would like to join in and help Vanilla fulfil his lifelong dreams of being a figure skating champion, then you can vote on 0901 6161008 between 8:30 to 9:30. (That’s what his twitter says). I hope he dances to some Ke$ha.

But, why should I care if Vanilla gets through or not. I mean, he still hasn’t tweeted me back! What a dick. But I am loyal. I love him not matter what. You hear me Vanilla? Tammy Wynette said to always Stand By Your Man, and that is exactly what I am doing.

You can do it Vanilla baby. Make me proud. I love you.