Tag Archives: clothes

My outfit

12 Mar

Everything I am wearing today has either come from Primark, or I have stolen it from lost property.

You know the expression “You look a million dollars”? I look about ten

Money Saving!

19 Dec

Since I blew ALL my £2000 odd earning last month, I am back to scimping and saving. This weekend I discovered the most amazing thing that will save me money.

I can fit into children’s clothes.

I bought myself a tshirt from Primark, aged 9-10. You know what? It’s a little big. A little big. And it only cost me £1.50!! This is by far the best news of the day!! Children’s clothes aren’t charged VAT, so Judy Frary is gonna look stylish on the cheap!

Thank you childhood obesity. Thank you.