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“Five reasons you’re still single”

15 Dec

My MSN Today window popped up, and one of the articles was called “Five Reasons You’re Still Single”. Suprisingly, not a single one was “because you’re ugly as fuck and only a blind person would say you look hot, and that’s only to be polite”

Some experts!

So, according to the team at MSN, the top five reasons that I am single are:

  1. Complain much?
  2. Too little physical contact
  3. The too-strong personality
  4. Poor manners
  5. The too close/too distant dilemma

Here, MSN Today, you’ve got it all wrong. The five reasons why I’m still single are:

  1. I drink too much
  2. I kiss too many men
  3. I’m a fucking nutjob
  4. I’m a fucking nutjob
  5. I’m a fucking nutjob

“You could have any man you want”

1 Dec

My friends read my blog, and about my disasterous experience with men. They read about how I date a guy, think he’s pretty cool, think there might be something there, and then never hear from him again. They know I get a bit upset about it. What do they say to cheer me up?

“Oh, don’t worry about him. You could have any man you want.”

Whilst I appreciate the sentiment, this is by far the worst thing to say. “You could have any man you want”. You know, apart from him. He just dingyed you. oh and mind the guy before him? Aye, he dingyed you too, so…you probs couldn’t have him. Or that guy you had a great time with- he doesn’t want anything to do with you either. But you know don’t worry about him, you could have any man you want.

To a certain extent, they are right. This year, I have set my sights on a couple of men, and 9 times out of 10, I’ve managed to pull them. So yes, in that case, I could have any man I want. For one date. One single date.

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