Tag Archives: 8 mile


19 Oct

As I’m typing this, my blog is sitting on 11,028 views, and is just shy of being 2 months old. That’s a shit load.

So thank you very much for following my every move, tuning in for the latest Judy Frary disaster. Thanks readers! Feel free to share the disaster with your pals, let’s give Perez a run for his money.

Here’s a gift from me to you, an orgasm:


Was that tank top really worth £25?

12 Oct

Too fucking right it was!!

Vanilla Ice vs 8 Mile

12 Oct

If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you will know that I am a massive 8 Mile fan. The final three rap battles are the most intense, mind blowing, passionate thing I’ve ever heard. Or are they?

I’ve been having a wee debate in my head, and I’ve not been able to reach a conclusion. Do the final 3 battles have more passion and exhiliriation than the legendary “Ice, Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice? I’m not sure.

I’m listening to Vanilla Ice at the moment, and man ALIVE. Words cannot express the pure ecstacy that runs through my veins everytime I hear this song. Just..ooft! 8 Mile takes you through a story, leads you up to this big crescendo, pumping your adrenaline more and more with every line, and then hitting you with the big fuck off moment, where everything just erupts into a big massive explosion of emotion and excellence.
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Looking like a cyclone hit you

8 Oct

Tank top screaming…

I’m well gonna buy that.

Incase you don’t know, this is another 8 Mile reference. I actually love 8 Mile more than I love drunk texting and being a disaster. The last battle with Poppa Doc is actually amazing. I was listening to it on my way to work (I made it in, high five) on a continual loop. Doesn’t get old.

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More 8 Mile

17 Sep

Man, I wish I could rap like that. Just spit some rap shit out all the time. Think how cool I’d be.

“Yeah well I’m rubber, and you’re glue- bounces off me and sticks to you. Bitch Whaaaaaaaat!!”

Fucking hell, I’d be cool as.

8 Mile

14 Sep

I have been listening to the final 3 rap battles from 8 Mile on a continuous loop today at work. I must be on number 20 or something. It doesn’t get old.

Every time B-Rabbit’s anhiliation of Poppa Doc comes on, especially the acapella part, it’s  pure ecstacy. My GOD! I actually LOVE today!!

Lookie, how can six dicks be pussys?

Fucking hell Rabbit, these lyrics are actually AMAZING!!