FAQ

They ask me…
Is this for real?

Yes. Sadly, everything I write in my blog is the complete truth and has happened. I would love to tell you that condoms being stuck up my vag, or hunky men dingying me, or bints using my toilet was purely fiction, but alas, this is my actual life.
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What’s the deal with toilets?

Well….I just like routine. I like going to the toilet, and going straight to cubicle second from the left. t just….has to be that particular stall. I can’t really explain it, but it just feels wrong being in another cubicle.
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What’s wrong with you?

Mate, let’s not even go there.
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Why do you love Vanilla Ice so much?

“Ice ice baby” has the best lyrics ever, and just..everything about that song is amazing. The beat, the rhymes, just the flow of it is enough to make me tingle.
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Who is Mr Brewhaha?!

Mr Brewhaha works in the little tea room in Buchanan Galleries called Brewhaha, hence the incredibly creative nickname. I pure fancied him for a while, wrote a blog about how much I wanna snog his face off, and it all kind of kicked off from there. You can read about the adventure in this post: Judy’s Quest For A Man If you want to have a perv on him, just go to Brewhaha. He’ll more than likely be working.
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Why did you start a blog?

I find blogging is a great way to get things off my chest, and to gain perspective of a few things. Starting a blog is by far the best decision I have made this year. I’ve learnt a lot about myself, and it’s pure helped sort my head out, AND it’s scored me a couple of hot dates. Score.
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Where did you get your mad rhyming skills from?

My influences include: Vanilla Ice, Eminem, Weird Al Yankovich, and Daphne and Celeste.
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Do you think Vanilla Ice will ever tweet you back?

No. But never give up hope!
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Anything I’ve missed? Leave it in the comments.

5 Responses to “FAQ”

  1. Andy December 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm #

    You’re not alone with the toilet cubicle preference. Everyone has a favourite, even if it’s subconscious.

  2. Rachel January 27, 2011 at 1:47 am #

    Right well judy, I love you to bits, your blog is hilare, this is going to sound extra gay, but I need your advice haha.. since your such an expert with men eh? Well there’s this sexxxxxy guy in my work, hes a lovely guy etc and we’ve been mailing recently and today he mailed me his number saying I should text him.. but the thing is he’s just out a year long relationship at like Christmas? So I don’t know if I should go for it or not or what to do in general, I mean I need to work with the guy so if gets back with his ex it will be majorly awkward and I’d be gutted because he’s a hotty.. can you help me pretty please,
    Love L
    xxxxx

  3. Rachel January 27, 2011 at 1:47 am #

    Ps Rachel isnt my real name haha
    xxx

    • judyfrary January 27, 2011 at 11:52 am #

      Hi “Rachel”!

      Thanks for being a fan! Right, well that is a bit of a pickle! Do you know why the relationship ended? It sounds like he could be on the rebound and just looking for a bit of fun. What do you want? If you’re just looking for a bit of sexy fun times, then go ahead! I mean, he’s a HOTTIE! But if you’re actually after a wee relationship, or someone to date, then I’d be a bit cautious. You don’t want to get hurt! But I say text him. Meet him for a drink and get to know him outside of work. Don’t rush into shagging him just yet, until you’re sure he’s over his ex. See what he’s all about, maybe a cheeky snog. Unless you just want a wee bang- then bang away!
      Hope that helps!
      Love Judy xxx

      • judyfrary January 27, 2011 at 11:53 am #

        But if he’s really, REALLY hot, then forget about your feeligns and just bang the crap out of him. x

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