Slappy McSlapperson

13 Dec

Yep, new man. Slappy McSlapperson. He is an actual BABE. (Here, parents, gonna no read this? Gonna get a bit graphic, so eh… don’t read on!)

Let’s start at the beginning. Slappz works alongside me at ABC, and we’ve always gotten on well. Have a wee flirt every so often, and aye, could sense a bit of chemistry. But you know, nothing really happened. I was all over HunkyArms, and he’s just out of a long term relationship. Very long term. So a bit of flirting every so often, just gets you through the shift eh. He is a BABE. Everyone at work wants a piece of him. Everyone, including all the customers.

Two weeks ago today, that all changed. Having met up with some of the ABC massiv, we headed to the romantic hotspot that is The Garage. After a couple of bevvys, one thing led to another and we ended up back at mine. Bangtastic. I’m not gonna beat around the bush (that’s what she said) but Slappy McSlapperson is the best sex I have ever had. Hands down. He’s jsut so…..aggressive!! And, urgh, just exactly what I like. We are the most sexually compatible ever. Mmmm, Slappy McSlapperson.

So I wasn’t reading much into it, thought Oh, it’s just a one off night of passion. But no. In the two weeks since our first pash, we’ve spent 4 nights together, and one long afternoon. It’s lovely. We get on quite well, and obvz there’s the great sex, so who knows what’s going to happen in the future. Not gonna rush into anything, or get too keen too quick. it by ear.

BUT WHAT ABOUT MR BREWHAHA?!?!?! I hear you shout! Well…Mr Brewhaha is just….what a great guy. Absolute top notch, quality guy. I’m so glad I wrote the blog, and we got to know each other and everything. And I got to snog his wee face off/pump him. He’s just…quality. So what’s happening there? I don’t know. I’ve seen him once in the past two weeks, had a snog sesh. We text a lot, and chat away. I would love to go on a couple more dates with him, but I don’t know if it’s going to happen, for a few reasons.

1) We’re both ridiculously busy. Know how I work about 55-60 hours a week? Mr Brewhaha works about 70. 70! I know, how mental is that! So there’s the whole logistics thing. We’ve either not got the time to see each other, or will be completes knackered when we do.

2) I don’t particularly think Mr Brewhaha is ready to get into anything at the moment. He’s going through some stuff at the moment, and I think I’d just get in the way, or just add to his stress. Which is shite.

So yeah. I don’t know what’s happening. Mr Brewhaha is absolutly great. Slappy McSlapperson is also absolutely great. I don’t know if I’m gonna snog either of them again, or go on a date or what. I know that none of us are really wanting to get into a seriosu realtionship at the moment (well, I think so anyway), so eh…just play it by ear I guess.



2 Responses to “Slappy McSlapperson”

  1. Robert Knight December 29, 2010 at 4:06 pm #

    You’re awesome Miss Frary. I love this blog.

    • judyfrary December 29, 2010 at 4:15 pm #

      I love YOU

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