Turn My Shag On

20 Oct

I apologise in advance to my parents for the profaniy in this song. What can I say, I love a good parody.

Sang to the tune of “Turn My Swag On” By Souja Boy Tell’em

Judy Frary, tell em

Hopped into the bed
Turned my shag on
Took a look at my lover, said
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Yeah
I’m well horny
Oooh

Hopped into the bed
Turned my shag on
Took a look at my lover, said
Wake up
Yeah
I’m well horny
Oooh

Turn my shag on
Cos my lover, he turn me on, on on on
I turn my shag on, and my lights off
Now its time to get it on, on on ,
Yeah
Yeah.

I got a craving for some loving time, g’
I got a craving, so come satisfy me
I aint taking no for an answer,
Let’s get it on now, ya dancer!
Let’s get straight to it
No time for romance, ah

Boy wake up!
Yeah,
Boy wake up, yeeeaaaaaaah!
My labido’s getting cold
Gotta get me some loving, before I get too old.

Judy Frary tell em!

Hopped into the bed
Turned my shag on
Took a look at my lover, said
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Yeah
I’m well horny
Oooh

Hopped into the bed
Turned my shag on
Took a look at my lover, said
Wake up
Yeah
I’m well horny
Oooh

Let’s get it on
Can’t beleive you left waiting here for so long
Yeah
Yeaaaaaaaaah
Gonna hurry on?!
Wake up now so that we can get it on
Yeah,
Yeeeaaaaaaah

I aint gonna wait around all day
I gotta go to work
Got some bills to pay
So open up your eyes
Wake up, time to rise
And we can get it on
Hurry up, don’t take long.

JUDY FRARY TELL’EM

Hopped into the bed
Turned my shag on
Took a look at my lover, said
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Yeah
I’m well horny
Oooh

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2 Responses to “Turn My Shag On”

  1. Jiurie October 22, 2010 at 5:55 pm #

    Judy – nothing from you shocks us any more.

    • judyfrary October 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm #

      what about if i turned into a gay? you’d hate that mama j

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